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sheerdisneymagic:

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one-time-i-dreamt:

speak–or–die:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I dreamt I was an anime character but I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I couldn’t understand anyone since I couldn’t read the subtitles.

W-what is the context of that?

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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soulful-blue:

mariapbtapia:

soldierpallaton:

your-villainous-neighbour:

heartachemotel:

eratomusings:

eratomusings:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

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Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.

Zeus:

@soulful-blue The Gods don’t stand for these stereotypes!

😂😂😂 Zeus would definitely not because he just can’t take criticism

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEBODY STITCHED THIS AAAAAAA IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO MADE THIS PLEASE TAG THEM SO I CAN GIVE THEM CREDIT BECAUSE I FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST WITHOUT MENTION OF THE ARTIST

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i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

jimmy fallon started the twitter tag #myteacherisweird here are some of the best responses 

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m86:

xtec:

m86:

yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me

gemsona

fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y

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